Friday, November 30, 2012

Hey Zit, What's Up?

from here and here

So I have this horrible monstrosity on my face, left temple to be exact. It was just kind of a red mark.  And I was being soooo good and leaving it alone.  But this morning, while in the shower (you know, when your pores are wide open from the steam), I took charge.  I showed that zit who was boss.

And now I have a tumor growing out of my temple.

And to make matters even more attractive, I had my eyebrows waxed last night.  And when I have that done, I get swollen and SUPER RED.  There's just no hiding it.

My face kind of looks like a chemical peel gone wrong.  Just sayin.

P.S.  Do not EVER Google zit cartoons.  I saw one somewhere earlier this week that I wanted to use, so I was searching for it again.  Google comes up with some disgusting shyte.  I'm hurling at my desk as I type.

In other news, it's Friday!!  YAHOO!  Has this been the longest week ever or is it just me?  I'm so happy that it's Friday.  Eight more hours to freedom...and no real plans!  That's what happens when you're cleansing and not allowed to drink or eat fries and fry sauce.  Dang cleanse!  Oh well.  Moving on.

Friends, I hope you have amazing and wonderfully fantastic weekends!  What does everyone have going on?  Let me live vicariously through you...PLEASE!!

Have an awesome day!


Jenn said...

Friend, I hear ya on the longest week ever. OMG.

A fun tip for you: I started going to a new eyebrow-waxer-chic and she puts aloe on my eyebrows after she waxes. It magically takes away all redness and swolleness. Like, it's a miracle product!

Happy friday!

Nikki said...

LMFAO! This is all kinds of wrong and I love it! Tooth paste. I've tried it. It works! Make sure you wash it off before you leave you're house as not to get stared at. I've also done that. Lol. Love you!

lospring said...

So sorry about your face. ;-)

I am hoping to get my purple house decorated with a tree inside w/ white lights and some greenery with white lights outside. Daniel is not to keen on the outside part.
Decoration time = Christmas
I love what Christmas is not necessarily the commercialism. Christ is the reason I live and I love Christmas.
My favorite Christmas song.... I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas!!!!

Corbin Ryan said...

My zit can beat your zit!